Real girls do more than glisten

Ok, for all you people out there who say guys sweat and girls glisten: this is a total lie. Yes it’s a lovely thought, to think that a chick never really sweats, but it’s just not true. I myself soak my dance clothes everyday.

Gross? No, not really. It’s called healthy. If you don’t sweat much it’s not a good thing. It means you aren’t burning off energy. Sometimes it means you aren’t really trying.

What is true is that I’ve seen many girls playing sports or dancing, who are not trying very hard so they don’t show it on their clothes. These are the one’s who walk around acting like they aren’t fully human and only glisten a touch. Really, they just aren’t putting in the work it takes to sweat. Too bad too because they’ll end up quite large many years down the road, having not learned how to burn calories.

In the meantime, those of us who soak in sweat from working out so hard are looked at with judgemental faces by those who ‘glisten’. No, it’s not very attractive, but does everything women do have to be pretty?

Well, don’t worry… we don’t mind. Girls who only glisten won’t stand a chance against those of us who really sweat at the next feis. LOL!

So tell the truth girls, do you glisten? or do you really sweat when you dance?